Sorry this was just too good to pass up. I don't even know who wrote it. The Happy Dog's Bedtime Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, The queen-size bed is soft and deep. I sleep right in the center groove My human being can hardly move! I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight, And here is where I pass the night. No one disturbs me or dares intrude Till morning comes and I want food! I sneak up slowly and it begins My nibbles on my human's chin. She wakes up slowl...