Published on January 28, 2006 By drmiler In Humor
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out
with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a
broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having
the balls to say, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Comments
on Jan 28, 2006
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on Jan 28, 2006
I heard the first, but never the second! ROFL!  Great one!
on Jan 28, 2006
heard the first, but never the second! ROFL! Great one!


I thought so.