This one is for all us "Steelers" fans out there in JU land. But mainly I posted this for RW!
Animal Cruelty
>
> In The Headlines:
>
> A wave of animal cruelty has the World Wildlife
> Federation up in arms. On the
> first day of this new year a lion was found
> viciously mauled. A week later, a
> bengal tiger was discovered horribly beaten. While
> the lion only had fresh
> wounds, the tiger appears to have been suffering
> regular beatings for years.
>
> Just seven days after that, a colt was found
> battered. People at the scene said
> it kept muttering something about not getting enough
> protection. Hours ago,
> Denver authorities found another horse, this time a
> bronco, wandering the
> streets. The horse was not physically injured, but
> quite dazed and confused.
> When asked about the incident, the hapless horse
> said "I was at
> home and everything was fine. I was about to feed
> my pet snake when he started
> choking and screaming about some sort of terrible
> towel following it around."
>
> Rumor has it that the next target will be some sort
> of bird, a seahawk. All of
> the victims report trying to peek behind a giant
> steel curtain shortly before
> their incidents. As a result, the following warning
> has been issued to all
> animals: Peek behind a steel curtain, get hit by THE
> BUS.
>
> GO STEELERS!!!