COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked
her calves to
their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over
200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou
Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and
"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work
environment!
And Last but not least.....
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart..
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars.
O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around;
Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in
America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard,
and haul her ass off to jail."