Published on October 20, 2005 By drmiler In Humor

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked
her calves to
their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give them all a cow.


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over
200 years and we're not using it anymore.


The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou
Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and

"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work

And Last but not least.....

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart..

"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars.
O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around;
Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in
America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard,
and haul her ass off to jail."

on Oct 20, 2005
on Oct 20, 2005
Carlin is great. I also like "Once you've convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky, you can convince them of anything."
on Oct 20, 2005
Well, sure, it is going to be easy to track a lawfully-registered cow whose transfer-of-ownership paperwork is all up to date and in compliance with the governmental cow-tracking regulations. Tracking somebody who goes out of his way to avoid the tracking system isn't going to work quite as well.

Maybe we should register all Mexicans as cows, and require that anybody who deals with a Mexican tag or brand him and fill out a bunch of paperwork.
on Oct 20, 2005
Drmiler you're a regular comedian!