Published on January 21, 2005 By drmiler In Politics
I do not know the the author of this piece. It was passed along as an e-mail attachment. Personally I found it funny and very much to the point nowadays.


HISTORY TEST
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
following multiple choice test. The events are actual
cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

Do you remember?

-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Lenno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17
and 40

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were
kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was
blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was
hijacked and a 70 year old American
passenger was murdered and thrown
overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens,
and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers
was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the
first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania
were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from
Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two
were used as missiles to take out the World
Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one
crashed into the US Pentagon and the other
was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and
Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in
Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped
and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages
of 17 and 40

Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify
profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport
security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile
certain people. They must conduct random searches
of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with
proper identification, secret agents who are members
of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor
winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim
Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of
profiling.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so
that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed
attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to
thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of
themselves -if they have any such sense.

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest
Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."

Come on people wake up!!!
Keep this going. Pass it on to everyone in your
address book. Our Country and our troops need
our support!


Comments (Page 3)
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on Jan 22, 2005
France does racial profiling as a matter of policy. With very successful results too, and with the full knowledge and consent of the French people.

You know France, that utopian society that liberals say America should emulate more.


No, liberals said we should emasculate France. But that seems redundant to me.
on Jan 22, 2005
Britain has NEVER mudered innocent people


Whatever
on Jan 22, 2005
I recall a nasty little Brit called Oliver Cromwell. Ollie decided that slaughtering nearly half of all Catholic Irishmen was the best way to "Defend the Faith". A shining example of how "Britain Has NEVER murdered innocent people".

SPM, always a reliabe source for a good laugh.
on Jan 22, 2005
I don't really give a crap whether the US did "bad things" at various times in its history. What I do care about are people doing bad things to me and my family.


Have you been shot by Iraqi insurgents? Has your child been kidnapped, beheaded, and dragged through the streets? Has your wife been raped and murdered in the name of Allah? Unless bad things have in fact been done to YOUR family, then your point is moot. And if you consider America your family, well then, how come I haven't received any Christmas cards?
on Jan 22, 2005
The Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building was bombed by:

A) Muslims between the Age of 17 and 40
White Men between the age of 17 and 40

The Atlanta Olympics were bombed by:

A) Muslims between the age of 17 and 40
White Men between the age of 17 and 40

The Unabomber was a:

A) Muslim between the ages of 17 and 40
A white man between the age of 17 and 40

The FBI believes the Anthrax attacks in 2001 to have been perpetrated by:

A) Muslims between the ages of 17 and 40
White men between the ages of 17 and 40

You may notice, the answer to all of the above is B. Seems like the white man needs some profiling.
on Jan 22, 2005

Reply #36 By: sandy2 - 1/22/2005 2:23:39 PM
The Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building was bombed by:

A) Muslims between the Age of 17 and 40
White Men between the age of 17 and 40

The Atlanta Olympics were bombed by:

A) Muslims between the age of 17 and 40
White Men between the age of 17 and 40

The Unabomber was a:

A) Muslim between the ages of 17 and 40
A white man between the age of 17 and 40

The FBI believes the Anthrax attacks in 2001 to have been perpetrated by:

A) Muslims between the ages of 17 and 40
White men between the ages of 17 and 40

You may notice, the answer to all of the above is B. Seems like the white man needs some profiling.


Yeah but nowhere near as much as answer a. You showed 4 the test showed 13. Do the math.
on Jan 22, 2005
Yes I know all about the stolen generation, and I know about WW1, 2 and Vietnam etc. The question was what has the United States done to remove subverse powers in this country. Because Australia was listed in Myr's example of the United states being responsible for 1000's of deaths.

I'm not talking about English settlers killing Indigenous Australians or Australians being responsible for the killings in other countries I'm talking about when has the United States been directly responsible for the deaths of 1000's of Australians.

G.W Bush didn't bribe John Howard to go to Iraq did he? Australia hasn't had any dictators and the USA hasn't had a hand in the removal of any of our governments. At the time of the Stolen Generation stuff USA was dealing with it's own issues.

I'm not in denial about the way this country was founded. I'm just wondering what that's got to do with the US? As far as I knew the people who founded Aus were British - British setlters and British convicts.
on Jan 22, 2005
Myrrander, your mindless hatred for America is noted. You remind me of the bigots who say, "I don't hate Black people, I just...." [/quot]

And I've got a lot of black friends. Or gay friends. Or (insert group here)

You think I hate America. Fine. But I hate what America does and love the Constitution. To hell with me, right?

When you turn that same razor sharp eye that you focus on foreigners on America itself, then feel free to answer both quizzes.

That's what progressives do. We turn the razor on all involved. Not just our enemies.

Cheers.
on Jan 22, 2005
PS >> I don't hate America. But I don't like plenty of Americans. Damn the nuance!
on Jan 22, 2005
excuse me here ,this is little quiz need to be refine again in its answers so it can be correct from a historical point

first Bobby kennedy was killed by the chirstian Sarhn Sarhn not the Muslim Sarhn Sarhn

second in Munich olpmyics ,the terrorist group wasn't the PLO or any muslim group "there wasn't at that time muslim groups in
1972 ,read the history of the middle East well" they were the Public front for the Liberation of Palestine ,a communist group that was funded in a period of time By the Ex-KGB ,and its leader was on the al-jazeera speaking about this operation from a couple of months

in 1979 ,the Kidnapping was done by the Irani Homani system ,and you forgot that they bombed the Iraqi embassy in Lebanon,the numbers of Arabs and Muslims were killed in the Blast were much greater then the American embassy

in 1985 ,the terrible murder of old jewish man was made by the PLO not a muslim group

in 1980 Lebanon was under a civil war ,muslims ,chirsitans ,communists and all the God damn ethnic groups were having a war and it was n't coz of the Islam more then the interests

In 1988, the bombing was made by the Libyan intelligence (it has nothing to do with Islam from near to far ,it has to do with the Gadfi crazy mind)

I didn't correct this information only because I am arab muslim but because I respect history

The fundamental radical Islam wasn't appeared in the Islamic countries except in last century in the second half of the 70s and if my information wasn't wrong ,it was funded and rasied by The C.I.A to hit both the U.S.S.R and the old Nasserism spirt ( I think all of you wonder what isit? ,yet the magic turned to be against the Magician

another intersting fact that some people in Cairo and the U.S try to keep in the sand ,President Anwar El-saadat may have been killed by Islamic extermists funded by the C.I.A and Mossad ,a fact that supported by the closed -for no reasons -investigatons files by Egyptian intelligence

Peace
on Jan 22, 2005
no, don't mention the CIA it scares them!
on Jan 22, 2005
Reply By: latour999Posted: Friday, January 21, 2005Reply #5 By: Moderateman - 1/21/2005 2:12:39 PMReply By: MyrranderPosted: Friday, January 21, 2005*laugh*Who has helped subvert governments and/or supported dictators in Greece, Italy, Iran, Guatemala, Hungary, Haiti, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Bolivia, Uruguay, Cambodia, Chile, Australia, Angola, Afghanistan, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Honduras, and Panama?A) The United StatesB) The United StatesC) The United StatesD) The United StatesMy quiz is far shorter than yours, but accounts for many times the death and suffering. Interestingmyrr?? do you really hate america as much as you seem to?There is nothing wrong with loving your country, and thinking that it is great or possibly the best, but believing that it is perfect and without sin is simply delusional.


who think america is without sin or blame.....???????
on Jan 22, 2005
Reply By: Furry CanaryPosted: Friday, January 21, 2005


me thinks da canary has been chased by to many sylvesters.... AND has totally lost perspective of what is real and what is a cartoon.. I taw I taw a puddy cat does'nt cut it here when america is fighting a war... get out of cartoon land and join the real world tweety.
on Jan 22, 2005
Okay, I'm really confused as to why Australia is in that list, we've never been under a dictatorship and the United States has never helped to remove a power in Aus. Nor have they directly been responsible for 1000's of deaths


Australia's in that list because John Kerr, Governor General at the time of Whitlam's dismissal once worked for a well-known CIA front. So of course he was working for the CIA when he dismissed the government. I don't find the argument particularly persuasive (there were much better explanations for getting of Whitlam than CIA involvement), but the US has done stranger things before.
on Jan 22, 2005
'me thinks da canary has been chased by to many sylvesters.... AND has totally lost perspective of what is real and what is a cartoon.. I taw I taw a puddy cat does'nt cut it here when america is fighting a war... get out of cartoon land and join the real world tweety.'
Well, that gets us a long way. Do you actually have a particular point to make, 'Moderateman', or are you simply in the business of unfocussed insult?
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