Published on October 27, 2004 By drmiler In Politics


Running Eagle

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times on every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.

Paul Harvey. Good day.

Comments
on Oct 31, 2004
I have my doubts as to whether Paul Harvey actually said "full of shit" but this is funny anyways.
on Oct 31, 2004
Indeed, a very good and funny find.

Plinko!!