Bugger the water, tap, bottled or otherwise....regardless of how it's delivered, fish still **** (do rude things) in it.

I'll only drink it after it has been flavoured with tea.

And pirates sail in it.

And some people blow bubbles in it   

You "still" haven't quite gotten it yet have you? They NEVER claimed to be anything but that. It's the PURIFICATION that changes everything. Plus the added mineral content.

And just a tidbit of information for you.....the plant you're refering to is NOT the only Dasani bottling plant.

Also your information I believe is wrong. "If" what you say was true....the USDA would have them shut down in less than a heartbeat.

Just put a filter on your water faucet! Works for me!

And just how much does a bubble weigh?

Ah, I see another master farter here....bin practicing in the bathtub, eh?

The USDA doesn't care. They still put their seal on meat that has standards set prior to us discovering bacteria.

I swam in the reservoir earlier this year. I even peed in the water. I know what I am talking about, but feel free to trust the USDA to protect you.

That is why Canada likes the USDA, they willing put their seal on our "Mad Cow Beef"

If you canadians would warm your hands before milking, you would have a lot less Mad Cow beef!

ROFL

I would like someone to show me a single proven incident of CJD acquired from cattle with mad cow disease! I'd also likd them to forward the evidence to the CDC, because, as of the most recent information I have, the CDC doesn't have this info either!

Too bad the lesbian that's suing the doctor over refusing to impregnate her via in vitor was unaware of this. She could have saved a lot of money, as well as the expense of a suit!

Dang look at all these humorous responses. I'm going to post my next article in the geek..er..uhm, computer section. It seems like you guys have a sense of humor. Why don't you post on JU? Are we not cool enough for you?

The canadian cows would say TOO cool!

"Dang look at all these humorous responses. I'm going to post my next article in the geek..er..uhm, computer section."

Sense of humor. The last refuge of the geek.

Hey, it worked for me.

There you go